math test:	a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test:	the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test:	explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests:	The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

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